Detective Pony pages 21 and 46, as written by detective-pony
Click here to see yesterday’s page. Click here for high-contrast black and white pages. Fullsize images and transcribed text under the cut. (These pages have small-ass, dense-ass text, so you might want to read the transcription.)
I’m somehow managing not to reblog every single Detective Pony update, but this is the best Dirk Strider I’ve ever read outside canon.
Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth